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DtC grumbles and growls as he starts scratching at the motel room door. This is humiliating but a cat has to do what a cat has to do and until he gets opposable thumbs…

“Let me in!!! Come on I know you‘re in there, I can smell you! Don‘t you ever bathe!?! Let me in!!!”

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DtC pokes his head out and just stares at the talking monkey for a few moments. If he ever needed any more reasons to think that the male has no reason what he's said was it.

"Why would you keep salmon?! Why not? It's the food of the gods you foolish, foolish talking monkey!" *he snorts* "Not keep salmon! Ha! Anyway, why should I tell you? You're probably the one that sic'ed the orange hussy's lawyers on me!"

"No, if I was *trying* to annoy you, I'd go get a jar of fleas."

DtC jumps off the counter and lands on the edge of the bathtub. He cocks his ears when he hears a clicking noise coming from the living room then turns his attention back to the cur.

"So after you pick'em off you, you keep your fleas as pets? You're a strange talking monkey!"

Riddick chuckles, following the cat around the apartment to taunt him. He hasn't had this much fun in a long time.

"You have selective hearing problems. I said 'go get.'"

DtC jumps into the tub, clearly none of his women are in the tub, but yowling is thirsty work! He walks over to the faucet and starts licking the droplets of water from it. Once his thirst is quenched he looks up at the male.

"Did you?"

"You haven't been enough of a pain in the ass lately to make it worth the effort. Well for me at least. So... someone's sic'ed some lawyers on you... Couldn't have happened to a nicer cat," Riddick says sarcastically.

He swipes his fingers under the faucet and flicks the water at the cat for good measure.

DtC hisses then shakes the water off of his whiskers. He narrows his eyes as he puts his front paws on the lip of the tub and looks waaaaay up at him.

"You are soooo very, very funny, ever think of a career as a trained monkey? WIth jokes like that you'd fit in perfectly with the lawyers. Every time they have clients they can shuffle you out for entertainment."

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