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Look what I got in the mail! )
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DtC grumbles and growls as he starts scratching at the motel room door. This is humiliating but a cat has to do what a cat has to do and until he gets opposable thumbs…

“Let me in!!! Come on I know you‘re in there, I can smell you! Don‘t you ever bathe!?! Let me in!!!”
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Kitten support, my left hind paw! HA! Months dealing with ratty lawyers and all they can tell me is that I gotta pay ten salmon steaks a month! Humph! I swear I never mated with that orange hussy! Ever! And now I gotta find my women and play nice to get the salmon just to hand it over so I don't wind up in the pound ... can this day get any worse?
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"Even though one of my delusional women has humiliated me by... well it's obvious what she's done. That has not stopped my plan for vengeance, in fact one of the Riddicks tried to bribe me! Pffft! As tasty looking and yummy smelling as the treats one of the Riddicks had, I did not swerve from my duties to the universe... universes... whatever! Even when one of the curs tried using Mousy against me! In fact, look at this."

He drags out a score board from his pile of possessions and props it up against a wall. He gestures to some claw marks on it.

"For those of you who aren't fortunate enough to read the feline language it says, *Mangy Curs - 0 and Handsome Me - 2!*. So even with setbacks like my outfit and another male trying to steal one of my women, I came out ahead today!"
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This is an outrage! The many Riddicks probably convinced the Jack woman to do this to me... they must be punished!
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DtC almost purrs and he's almost certain that if he was a dog he'd be jumping around like crazy when he wanders back.

"One of the Riddicks finally came to his senses and acknowledged my greatness... well he didn't say that exactly but if he wasn't busy trying to entice me into mating with him I'm sure he would have! And he did go away at my threats! Oh what a wonderful day!"
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[[locked against [livejournal.com profile] jack_b_badd [livejournal.com profile] _riddick_ [livejournal.com profile] alice_abernathy [livejournal.com profile] curious_riddick [livejournal.com profile] richard_riddick ]]

Dick the Cat lugs in his new toy and grins. He climbs on top of his missile and lays down.

"This'll teach them to try to steal my women!"


Oct. 29th, 2005 08:52 pm
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Wake up from a nice nap only to discover that there's more than one the Riddick!!! They're multiplying like roaches! Okay... just because there's more of them doesn't mean that I am not up to the challenge of bringing them ALL down!

Day 3

Oct. 19th, 2005 09:52 pm
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I have no idea how that plant managed to fall off the shelf and hit the Riddick on his shoulder...

Day 2

Oct. 18th, 2005 07:16 pm
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*insert various spitting and hissing noises!* The Riddick tried to drown me!!!

Day 1

Oct. 17th, 2005 10:39 pm
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Phase two of my plot to drive off the Riddick is already in the works! The man thinks he's the most important male around... HA!


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