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[dick_the_cat]

DtC grumbles and growls as he starts scratching at the motel room door. This is humiliating but a cat has to do what a cat has to do and until he gets opposable thumbs…

“Let me in!!! Come on I know you‘re in there, I can smell you! Don‘t you ever bathe!?! Let me in!!!”

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[curious-riddick.livejournal.com]

Riddick chuckles, following the cat around the apartment to taunt him. He hasn't had this much fun in a long time.

"You have selective hearing problems. I said 'go get.'"

[dick_the_cat]

DtC jumps into the tub, clearly none of his women are in the tub, but yowling is thirsty work! He walks over to the faucet and starts licking the droplets of water from it. Once his thirst is quenched he looks up at the male.

"Did you?"

[curious-riddick.livejournal.com]

"You haven't been enough of a pain in the ass lately to make it worth the effort. Well for me at least. So... someone's sic'ed some lawyers on you... Couldn't have happened to a nicer cat," Riddick says sarcastically.

He swipes his fingers under the faucet and flicks the water at the cat for good measure.

[dick_the_cat]

DtC hisses then shakes the water off of his whiskers. He narrows his eyes as he puts his front paws on the lip of the tub and looks waaaaay up at him.

"You are soooo very, very funny, ever think of a career as a trained monkey? WIth jokes like that you'd fit in perfectly with the lawyers. Every time they have clients they can shuffle you out for entertainment."