dick_the_cat | (no subject)

First I have to say... this is not my kitten! I demand a DNA test damnit! I know the cur put that orange hussy up to saying it is and sic'ing the lawyers on me!

But all that's okay, he thought he was smart by hiding his boots from me... ha! I got him good this time while he was babbling to the female that looks like one of my women. Door knobs may stop me, damn my lack of opposable thumbs, but... drawers don't have knobs that turn... hehehehe!