Day 1

[dick_the_cat]

Phase two of my plot to drive off the Riddick is already in the works! The man thinks he's the most important male around... HA!

Comments

[aristoboule.livejournal.com]

Woohoooo! *cheers Dick the Cat on!*

You are the feline!

[dick_the_cat]

As if there was a doubt about that silly human!

[aristoboule.livejournal.com]

He is stinky and smells of cheese!

[dick_the_cat]

And he drooled on my fur! For that alone he must pay, and pay dearly!

[aristoboule.livejournal.com]

OMG, he did not! He Something About Mary'ed your fur?!

[dick_the_cat]

Are you suggesting I would lie about something as outrageous as that?! And if he gets that part of his anatomy close enough to me to Something About Mary me... he'll wish he was dead!

[aristoboule.livejournal.com]

Why no, Mr. Cat, I swear! Take pity on me!

[dick_the_cat]

Because I think you'd bring me food, I'll forgive you... this time.

[aristoboule.livejournal.com]

Thank you, oh Great One!

[dick_the_cat]

You're welcome... see if you can get why I should be glorified that just means all of my suspicions of the Riddick's intelligence or lack of it is correct. Like I figured.